Monday, November 9, 2009

Czars, Czars, Czars

Barry the Stiff sure has appointed a lot of these Czar fellows. I heard today that he now has a Czar of Water Use. I guess this bozo's job is to monitor every American household and see who flushes their toilet the most. Hmmm. I think I'll eat a whole box of Fiber One and drink about six gallons of water tomorrow. By the end of the week I'll be in a federal prison getting free food, clothes, and healthcare.

I have made up the first Obama Czar joke. Here goes.

Q - How many Obama Czars does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A - None. Even though Obama Czars will screw anyone anytime, including each other, it simply is not possible for them to do so in a light bulb.

Please feel free to make up your own Obama Czar jokes. But remember this: Even though Obama Czars are easy to ridicule, socialism is no joke.

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