Sunday, November 15, 2009
Monday, November 9, 2009
Czars, Czars, Czars
Barry the Stiff sure has appointed a lot of these Czar fellows. I heard today that he now has a Czar of Water Use. I guess this bozo's job is to monitor every American household and see who flushes their toilet the most. Hmmm. I think I'll eat a whole box of Fiber One and drink about six gallons of water tomorrow. By the end of the week I'll be in a federal prison getting free food, clothes, and healthcare.
I have made up the first Obama Czar joke. Here goes.
Q - How many Obama Czars does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A - None. Even though Obama Czars will screw anyone anytime, including each other, it simply is not possible for them to do so in a light bulb.
Please feel free to make up your own Obama Czar jokes. But remember this: Even though Obama Czars are easy to ridicule, socialism is no joke.
I have made up the first Obama Czar joke. Here goes.
Q - How many Obama Czars does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A - None. Even though Obama Czars will screw anyone anytime, including each other, it simply is not possible for them to do so in a light bulb.
Please feel free to make up your own Obama Czar jokes. But remember this: Even though Obama Czars are easy to ridicule, socialism is no joke.
Friday, September 4, 2009
Monday, August 10, 2009
Saturday, August 8, 2009
SEIU/ACORN (Same Communist Organization) Attack a Black Conservative
Don't disagree with the SEIU. Their Lord and Master is in the Whitehouse. They decide who protests and why. They will decide what gets said at Healthcare Town Hall meetings. Here is the last bit of the assault of a black conservative by SEIU union thugs. The white SEIU commies got a black to do the assault. The black SEIU thug even called this guy a 'nigger.' There's some irony for you. What was the black man's transgression? He dared to give passers-by some buttons and flags that read "don't tread on me."
As usual, only Fox News reported this. Laura Ingraham interviewed the victim and his lawyer on the August 7 "O'Reilly Factor." Video of the interview is on the Fox News website.
As usual, only Fox News reported this. Laura Ingraham interviewed the victim and his lawyer on the August 7 "O'Reilly Factor." Video of the interview is on the Fox News website.
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Turnabout is Fair Play
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he left are apoplectic over a poster that recently started showing up in Los Angeles and is now flying across the internet at the speed of light. Everyone's seen 'Obama the Joker.' Predictably, they're calling it racist, mean-spirited, yada yada. I don't see how it's racist to caricature a sitting "president" (read: tool of monied interests). He isn't pictured as any of the typical black stereotypes. He's not really black anyway but that's for another posting. He's pictured as the ultimate evil flim-flam man. I can't think of a better caricature for him except for perhaps a clinking marionette.
Not so long ago, Vanity Fair ran this picture of George W. Bush. Not a whine or a
whimper was heard from the right although the picture was just as "mean-spirited" and it showed up in what was once a respected publication. I have to wonder what all the fuss is about. Finally, people who disagree with Obama's agenda and see him for the fascist puppet of George Soros that he is are finding their voice. People who voted for him because they were inundated by bad news in left wing media outlets for eight years and wanted "change" are beginning to wonder just what sort of monster they created at the polls last November.
Is it not wonderfully ironic then that one tiny example of the political intolerance that they spewed for eight years has turned the American (and international) left into a gang of blubbering jackasses? Wait a minute. That's what they've always been. If somehow the creator of that Obama poster gets to read this little commentary, I have a request to make: Give us more. More more more. Heap it on his pinko head till he collapses under the sheer weight of it.
Bushy deserved most of the ridicule he got - not for being evil but for being a dupe. Obama's not a dupe. He's a willing participant in the destruction of our American dream. Let us hope and even pray that he becomes the forgotten footnote he deserves to be.
he left are apoplectic over a poster that recently started showing up in Los Angeles and is now flying across the internet at the speed of light. Everyone's seen 'Obama the Joker.' Predictably, they're calling it racist, mean-spirited, yada yada. I don't see how it's racist to caricature a sitting "president" (read: tool of monied interests). He isn't pictured as any of the typical black stereotypes. He's not really black anyway but that's for another posting. He's pictured as the ultimate evil flim-flam man. I can't think of a better caricature for him except for perhaps a clinking marionette.Not so long ago, Vanity Fair ran this picture of George W. Bush. Not a whine or a
whimper was heard from the right although the picture was just as "mean-spirited" and it showed up in what was once a respected publication. I have to wonder what all the fuss is about. Finally, people who disagree with Obama's agenda and see him for the fascist puppet of George Soros that he is are finding their voice. People who voted for him because they were inundated by bad news in left wing media outlets for eight years and wanted "change" are beginning to wonder just what sort of monster they created at the polls last November.Is it not wonderfully ironic then that one tiny example of the political intolerance that they spewed for eight years has turned the American (and international) left into a gang of blubbering jackasses? Wait a minute. That's what they've always been. If somehow the creator of that Obama poster gets to read this little commentary, I have a request to make: Give us more. More more more. Heap it on his pinko head till he collapses under the sheer weight of it.
Bushy deserved most of the ridicule he got - not for being evil but for being a dupe. Obama's not a dupe. He's a willing participant in the destruction of our American dream. Let us hope and even pray that he becomes the forgotten footnote he deserves to be.
Tuesday, August 4, 2009
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Friday, July 17, 2009
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Aww, Poor Baby
"I've got one television station that is entirely devoted to attacking my administration. I mean ... that's a pretty big megaphone and you'd be hard-pressed if you watched the entire day to find a positive story about me on that front." -- Barack Obama, who never watches Fox News, whining about Fox News
Note: the part about being entirely devoted to attacking his administration is a demonstrable lie.
What a wimpy cry-baby. Every major newspaper and all the national TV news organizations except one have paroxysms of ecstasy every time he picks his nose but that’s just not good enough for the little messiah, oh no. We can’t have a cable TV news channel allowing disagreeing views to be aired. How dare they! It’s upsetting to the Dear Leader.
How utterly embarrassing it is to have the POTUS blubbering and crying over what small amount of critical press coverage there actually is.
Barry the Stiff’s predecessor was treated horribly by the press. Most of them wouldn’t even call him “president.” They simply spat his last name out like a curse. Old Bushy never complained about how shabbily he was treated, nor would he allow anyone on his staff to do so. He’s way too classy a guy for that, and has way too much respect for the office he held for eight years. That he disappointed us is unarguable. It’s also obvious that he loves our country more than himself.
Well that certainly isn’t the case with George Soros’s finger puppet. Everyone must love and praise and adore the emperor, and say nice things about him and agree completely with all the policies his handlers and overlords wish to enact. Else Wittle Bawacky will be upset. Now we can’t have that in our Brave New World. We need to bow and scrape like Brian Williams, or like Chris Matthews we should try to feel that tingle up our collective leg every time he very eloquently says something very forgettable.
Let’s all tickle little Bawacky-wack’ums under the chin and say, “gitchy-goo!” Then the little fellow will feel ever so much better. Since it’s the season to appoint cronies to unaccountable positions of immense power, perhaps there should be a Czar of Boot-Licking to ensure that we all kiss up appropriately to His Emptiness.
Note: the part about being entirely devoted to attacking his administration is a demonstrable lie.
What a wimpy cry-baby. Every major newspaper and all the national TV news organizations except one have paroxysms of ecstasy every time he picks his nose but that’s just not good enough for the little messiah, oh no. We can’t have a cable TV news channel allowing disagreeing views to be aired. How dare they! It’s upsetting to the Dear Leader.
How utterly embarrassing it is to have the POTUS blubbering and crying over what small amount of critical press coverage there actually is.
Barry the Stiff’s predecessor was treated horribly by the press. Most of them wouldn’t even call him “president.” They simply spat his last name out like a curse. Old Bushy never complained about how shabbily he was treated, nor would he allow anyone on his staff to do so. He’s way too classy a guy for that, and has way too much respect for the office he held for eight years. That he disappointed us is unarguable. It’s also obvious that he loves our country more than himself.
Well that certainly isn’t the case with George Soros’s finger puppet. Everyone must love and praise and adore the emperor, and say nice things about him and agree completely with all the policies his handlers and overlords wish to enact. Else Wittle Bawacky will be upset. Now we can’t have that in our Brave New World. We need to bow and scrape like Brian Williams, or like Chris Matthews we should try to feel that tingle up our collective leg every time he very eloquently says something very forgettable.
Let’s all tickle little Bawacky-wack’ums under the chin and say, “gitchy-goo!” Then the little fellow will feel ever so much better. Since it’s the season to appoint cronies to unaccountable positions of immense power, perhaps there should be a Czar of Boot-Licking to ensure that we all kiss up appropriately to His Emptiness.
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
The Fear of Sarah
Let's get something straight. Hatred is a form of fear. One of the rules of radicalism is to dehumanize opponents and potential opponents. From the moment Sarah Palin was named as John McCain's running mate last election, the onslaught of dehumanizing hatred has been unrelenting. One would have thought that since she and McCain lost the election, the haters would slack up a bit. Not a chance. Palin might still have a political future even after the Couric interview, even with a near majority of American voters thinking that all the stupid quotes from Tina Fey are really Sarah Palin's. The extremists can take no chances with someone like Palin. She's just too attractive and nice. She must be destroyed.
Her head has been photo-shopped onto any number of slut pictures. Her children have been the butt of vile and despicable "jokes." Close to twenty ethics complaints have been filed against her in Alaska, all of which require that she spend personal funds, borrow money, and even establish a Clinton-style legal defense fund. Every complaint that's reached the judgement phase has been thrown out as meritless. Yet they continue. She even had to defend herself against an ethics complaint that she wore a jacket with a snowmobile manufacturer's logo on it.
Now she's leaving her post as governor of Alaska. Does anyone out there think that the long train of media abuse will stop? Fat chance. If Sarah Palin leaves public life altogether, the hounding and the pounding will never stop. Sarah Palin must be destroyed along with any positive public awareness of her.
Sarah Palin is a Christian who has been portrayed as a lunatic fundamentalist by what were once our mainstream media outlets but are now government mouthpieces by choice. She is a devoted wife and mother who was labeled a "Bimbo," a "Slut," and a "Dirty C--t" by the tolerant big tent leftists who carried such signs at Obama rallies during the election campaign and were cheered on for doing so. She committed the unpardonable sin of carrying a known down-syndrome child to term. And let's not forget that she was accused (by NBC News) of pretending to be the mother of Trig when he was actually the bastard offspring of her eldest daughter. Any manner of vile garbage about her that comes from some blogging left-wing hate merchant is broadcast as fact by dirt-shoveling media liars who call themselves journalists.
Sarah Palin is guilty of having an unpolished style of speech. She's guilty of putting God and family above self. She's guilty of believing that a child is a precious gift that must be loved and nurtured - not destroyed for the sake of convenience before it has a chance to draw a breath. Sarah Palin is guilty of being an ordinary person who has accomplished extraordinary things with the help and blessing of her loving family. Sarah Palin is guilty of being an American success story. Much like Clarence Thomas, she rose from obscurity by hard work and devotion to timeless values. Just like Clarence Thomas, she is guilty of being an individual instead of whining for help because she's a member of a victim group. How dare her step outside the box that the Statists so carefully constructed for her.
Whether she ever becomes a national leader or not, Sarah Palin is a great American, loved and respected by millions of other Americans. That's why she is so feared, so hated.
Her head has been photo-shopped onto any number of slut pictures. Her children have been the butt of vile and despicable "jokes." Close to twenty ethics complaints have been filed against her in Alaska, all of which require that she spend personal funds, borrow money, and even establish a Clinton-style legal defense fund. Every complaint that's reached the judgement phase has been thrown out as meritless. Yet they continue. She even had to defend herself against an ethics complaint that she wore a jacket with a snowmobile manufacturer's logo on it.
Now she's leaving her post as governor of Alaska. Does anyone out there think that the long train of media abuse will stop? Fat chance. If Sarah Palin leaves public life altogether, the hounding and the pounding will never stop. Sarah Palin must be destroyed along with any positive public awareness of her.
Sarah Palin is a Christian who has been portrayed as a lunatic fundamentalist by what were once our mainstream media outlets but are now government mouthpieces by choice. She is a devoted wife and mother who was labeled a "Bimbo," a "Slut," and a "Dirty C--t" by the tolerant big tent leftists who carried such signs at Obama rallies during the election campaign and were cheered on for doing so. She committed the unpardonable sin of carrying a known down-syndrome child to term. And let's not forget that she was accused (by NBC News) of pretending to be the mother of Trig when he was actually the bastard offspring of her eldest daughter. Any manner of vile garbage about her that comes from some blogging left-wing hate merchant is broadcast as fact by dirt-shoveling media liars who call themselves journalists.
Sarah Palin is guilty of having an unpolished style of speech. She's guilty of putting God and family above self. She's guilty of believing that a child is a precious gift that must be loved and nurtured - not destroyed for the sake of convenience before it has a chance to draw a breath. Sarah Palin is guilty of being an ordinary person who has accomplished extraordinary things with the help and blessing of her loving family. Sarah Palin is guilty of being an American success story. Much like Clarence Thomas, she rose from obscurity by hard work and devotion to timeless values. Just like Clarence Thomas, she is guilty of being an individual instead of whining for help because she's a member of a victim group. How dare her step outside the box that the Statists so carefully constructed for her.
Whether she ever becomes a national leader or not, Sarah Palin is a great American, loved and respected by millions of other Americans. That's why she is so feared, so hated.
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Victory in Iraq
Since it's not been mentioned in the news, I thought I'd pipe up and declare victory in Iraq. The mission was to create an environment in which the Iraqi people could start a representative democracy. Then we would leave. Our troops pulled out of Iraq's urban centers today, completing the last phase of turning over security for these areas to the Iraqi government. All scheduled Iraqi elections have been held on time and with a minimum of fraudulent activity (unlike our own). We have won and nobody in the media cares. For all their blathering and naysaying during the Bush years, the Democrats have left every one of the terror war policies in place including the post-surge timetable for Iraq. So there's no comment from the state-run media cowards on this glorious day that they so looked forward to, the day when our troops would not be in harm's way. Since they can't credit His Emptiness with the victory, they pretend that nothing has happened. Matter of fact, nothing has happened in the terror war since Barry the Stiff's coronation according to the state-run media. Well ta heck with em.
I'm very proud of all our folks who went and fought to help others have a chance at freedom and in so doing enhanced our own country's security. Well done U.S. Armed Forces. Well done President Bush.
I'm very proud of all our folks who went and fought to help others have a chance at freedom and in so doing enhanced our own country's security. Well done U.S. Armed Forces. Well done President Bush.
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